Mar.31
2009.

Ever go out with a wine snob?  It’s weird.

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Posted at March.31 2009 by DrinkPlanner in the category of videos

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Oh hot damn, the Mixoloseum is back at it again.  And I’m pretty excited about this week’s sponsor: Beefeater Gin.  The reason I’m so excited is that I know that Beefeater is available EVERYWHERE and that there’s no excuse for not joining us in this week’s cocktail chat.  BEEFEATER IS HUGE and every single one of you has no excuse for not being there and to not attend this week’s Drink Night jubilee, so pick up a bottle and log in and make a fanastic cocktail and you might win some FABULOUS PRIZES (best drink wins a case of Fever Tree Tonic). 

So, 7pm Eastern…BE THERE!

Posted at March.26 2009 by DrinkPlanner in the category of Thursday Drink Night

So instead of tasting sake last Friday, we got to tour Savannah Distributing and tried some great beers.  A not at all disappointing change of plans.  

We headed out to their offices/warehouse in Tucker, where our host Koji works.  They distribute beer, wine, liquor, and even some energy drinks and sodas.  They’ve been distributing in Atlanta for about 12 years (since 1938 in Savannah) and they handle some of the larger microbrews (if that makes sense).  If I understood correctly, if they’re the distributor for a particular product, let’s say Lagunitas, they’re the ones who supply every restaurant, liquor store, and anywhere else that product is sold in the Atlanta area.  So basically, if you’ve ever enjoyed a beer from Dogfish Head, Lagunitas, Smuttynose, Stone Brewing, up-and-comers The Duck Rabbit, or any number of other great microbrews, say “THANK YOU SAVANNAH DISTRIBUTING”. Seriously. Send them a card or something, you cheap bastards.  

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Lots of Lagunitas

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Heaps of Dogfish Head

We then made our way over to the liquor/wine/sake side.  I was a dunce and forgot to take pictures, but believe me when I say that they definitely have liquors, wines, and sakes in their warehouse.  It’s a fact.  I just can’t show them to you.  

Next we decided to sit down and try some beers.  YES.  Here’s some quick notes on some of the beers I tried:

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Smuttynose Hanami Ale: Pretty great.  It’s seasonal, and just came out.  It’s brewed with natural cherry juice, but it’s not what you’d think.  It’s the tart ACTUAL cherry flavor, very light in the background of what’s otherwise a medium-bodied ale.  This would be a great introductory beer to someone who’s not used to drinking beers with more substance.  

Saison Dupont Farmhouse Ale: What a fantastic beer.  Bright gold, it’s earthy, citrusy, and downright refreshing.  Another one that’s complex and drinkable at the same time.  Easily the best saison I’ve had.  

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Pulque Cool Passion: Well this was…interesting.  Pulque is made from maguey, a form of agave, which is what tequila is made from.  Fermented pulque can be made into mezcal, which longtime readers will remember is my least favorite liquor I’ve ever had and makes me want to die.  But I’m getting off topic.  This tastes nothing like mezcal, thankfully.  You can’t really call this a beer, there’s no carbonation, and it’s thick and syrupy.  It’s sweet at first but there’s an underlying spice and earthiness to it that’s hard to explain.  I’d link to their site so you could find out more about it, but I can’t find one.  I’ll just say that it’s unlike anything I’ve ever drank, and I’ve drank a lot.  

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I tried a few others, nothing else stood out all that much.  Mojo IPA was a pretty hoppy IPA.  And I had the first cider I’ve had in a long time that I liked, but I forgot the name and somehow didn’t take a picture of it.  IDIOT.  It was much less sweet than most ciders, made from granny smith apples.  Crisp and tart.  I’m sure I’ll see it in a liquor store someday and remember it.  

Since we work with a number of restaurants on various things, we discussed setting up a beer pairing meal in the future.  Maybe work with our pals at Kuroshio, and pair sushi (and the other food there) with beers.  INTRIGUING, no?  I’d go.  Is that something you guys would come to?  I’d make sure it was tasty and affordable.  Maybe we’d meet…start talking and find out we have a lot of the same interests.  Maybe I’d tell a joke, and you’d laugh and touch my arm, and a connection would be made.  Maybe we’d make out in the parking lot, not in the gross way some people do, but tender and meaningful.  Maybe we’d fall in love and eat sushi and drink beer for the rest of our lives.  So many maybes.  

So big thanks to Savannah Distributing and Koji, we had a great time and hopefully we can set up a tasting or pairing in the future and get some great booze in the hands and faces of these people.  

*UPDATE* OH, I totally forgot to give the answer to the question asked in the comments.  White Russian asked if there is any difference between sake produced here in the US and sake in Japan.  The answer is YES, there IS a difference.  Koji told me that most sake in Japan is small batch, and handmade in it’s process.  American sake is machine processed and takes a few “shortcuts” in production.  He said it isn’t what you couldn’t technically call it “cheating”, because it still fits in the rules of making sake, but it’s definitely not the same quality process that you’d get from a Japanese-made sake.  

Posted at March.25 2009 by DrinkPlanner in the category of DP Exclusive, Reviews

Just acknowledging it. I would have written something more about it, but did you really need me to tell you to go out and drink Guinness and whiskey? I didn’t think so. Have fun!

Posted at March.17 2009 by DrinkPlanner in the category of General Drankin'

So here’s the deal, gang.  Team DrinkPlanner (that’s me and The Other DrinkPlanner Guy) has been kindly invited to a private sake tasting of Koji Sake this Thursday afternoon by none other than the brand’s creator and certified sake sommelier Koji Aoto.  We’ll be sampling a wide variety of sakes, and you won’t.  Jealous?  Of course you are, you’ve always been the jealous type.  

But we’ll definitely be thinking of you, dear readers, and we want to take a little bit of you with us.  So I’m asking you: What questions should we ask about sake?

I mean I know a little about sake, like that it’s made from rice, and there’s a polishing process where the outer layers are removed and the more polished the rice is, the better the quality, and that there are three types of…oh listen to me, gabbing away like Dr. Sake,  Adjunct Professor at Knowing Everything About Sake And Rice Polishing University.  If you want the boring textbook knowledge, go read the wikipedia entry.  ANYWAY, I want YOUR normal-people questions about sake to take with me on my journey aaaaaallll the way across town in Tucker, GA.  So post them in the comments, and I’ll make sure we get you some answers.

Posted at March.17 2009 by DrinkPlanner in the category of DP Exclusive, Drinking Event

Hey gang.  Thursday night!  Woo-hoo, amirite!?!  So, you have a decision to make.  First, if you’re anyone who does not live anywhere near me, which is pretty much everyone:

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Thursday Drink Night!  This week the crew is taking on the Long Island Iced Tea, which no doubt was the entry point for many of us into the world of cocktail experimentation.  The mixology mischief starts at 7pm Eastern…be there!

Your other option this evening is to hit up Winston’s in Marietta tonight for $.64 beers and a tater tot eating contest.  No, I did not make that up.  Sports talk AM radio station 790 The Zone and Miller are having an event there tonight where from 7-9pm MGD 64 (that new 64 calorie beer, you know the one) is only a scant $.64.  I happened to stumble upon the event last Thursday by accident, and they’re repeating it again tonight.  The tater tot eating contest starts at 8pm, and there’s a pretty uhm…serious looking contender by the name of “Scrotius Maximus” who they’re advertising will be competing.  I am also not making that up.  

They had giveaways and a raffle prize last week (6-month gym membership), and I imagine this week will be no different.  So if you’re in the area, stop by and guzzle all the flavorless low-calorie beer you can for a super-low price.  Suck on that, recession!

News Flash: Old Media is dying.  Newspapers are collapsing more than frequently than (insert celebrity with eating disorder/drug problem joke).  Online content is taking over as our main news source faster than (insert celebrity cocaine joke).  They’re slow, unwieldy, and bound by the silly formats and stodgy ideals of yesteryear like (insert Rush Limbaugh joke).  Nowhere is this more apparent than in my own beloved local paper, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.  I don’t know if it’s because we’re in The South, but the AJC has always been S-L-O-W to cover anything that’s not happening within 10 feet of their office.  I’ve seen business news I read 4-5 days earlier online putter through the now-defunct Business section long after relevance.  Just this weekend, they had a story on the new Pepsi and Mountain Dew “throwback” sodas using real sugar…2-3 WEEKS after the news broke online and everyone talked about it and it was over.  I mean, I understand fact-checking might take time or whatever, but seriously, that’s as fast as the cogs in the AJC machine can turn?  This post you’re reading is based on a Twitter conversation I had 24 hours ago, and I feel like I’m late to the party for not posting until now.  How you feeling, Grandpa AJC?

The sad thing is that the online version of the AJC is just as slow and behind the times as the print version is*.  It was really no surprise when just yesterday they decided to cover the story that people are drinking more whiskey these days.  O RLY!?!  By “these days” I mean the past 2 years, of course.  Anybody who has even remotely been paying attention to the world of booze knows that bourbon and rye and their delicious whiskey-brethren have been increasing in popularity for some time now.  The AJC goes so far as to include all “brown liquor” so they can mention Zacapa 23-year rum in one sentence, but ok, whatever.  Journalism.  

So, with all that time to write the article, you’d figure they’d get everything totally accurate, right?  OF COURSE NOT.  First, when talking to someone at Craft’s new incredible bar that everyone is talking about, do they talk to Bombay Sapphire award-winning bartender and mixologist-on-staff Stephanie Ruhe?  Naaaahh…instead they talk to general manager Leo Barrera, who DOES give a good answer to their question, but…c’mon guys.  Ruhe is one of maybe 2 or 3 well-known mixologists in Atlanta and she WORKS THERE, you couldn’t ask her instead?  

Then the kicker.  They talk about that venerable cocktail we all know and love, the Old Fashioned. While it’s been beaten to death over and over on the interwebs in widely publicized debate, and we all know the Clear Winner is NO MUDDLED FRUIT** in the drink because that’s how it was made Oh So Long Ago (and also, who wants orange pulp in their cocktail? Gross), what recipe do they attach to the article?  The “Classic Old Fashioned”, muddled garbage and all, copyright 2005.  THAT’S NOT CLASSIC, THAT’S WILLFUL STUPIDITY. 2005? CLASSIC!?!  That’s a mistake an unpaid intern should have figured out.  

Look, I love the daily paper, even though I know it’s slowly dying out and even though it’s doing the exact opposite of what it should be doing to survive at every possible turn (The Wire was right!), I still read it most days.  I have a heart, ya’ll.  I truly enjoy sitting down with the paper every day while I eat/shit something.  Sure, I could read the daily news on some electronic whatsamahumpy instead, but there’s something viscerally satisfying about taking a few minutes to sit down, flip through the paper, and slow life down for a little bit.  I just wish the news they printed wasn’t so slowed down and poorly researched.  

*The AJC seriously has The Worst online newspaper I’ve ever seen.  Navigation nightmare.  Day-late content.  Infuriation central.  Some brands could lose their print versions and still be successful online.  The AJC is not one of them.  Also, FIRE SONIA MURRAY.  She’s horrible and knows nothing about music.  Just sayin’. 

**I side with uber-mixolgist David Wondrich on this one, who is quoted as saying (in regards to muddled fruit being added to the Old Fashioned):  that it is “an example of the indignities that so many American cocktails had visited upon them under Prohibition. Anything to hide the taste of the liquor. A special no-no is the common practice of muddling the fruit with the sugar before pouring in the hooch. This turns a noble drink into a sickly, sweet, gooey mess.”  A-FRIGGING-MEN SIR.  

Posted at March.11 2009 by DrinkPlanner in the category of Booze Business, General Drankin'

Jamie Foxx’s new video, “Blame It (On The Alcohol)” has one goal: blowing your effing mind.  Seriously, if you’re not in jaw-dropped amazement by the cameos in this video after the first 30 seconds, we’re no longer friends.  

 

Whaaaaaaaat!?!  It says something when Jamie Foxx is only the sixth or seventh most-famous person in his own video.  The celebrities in it that aren’t credited are even pretty astounding.  Quincy Jones!  Tatiana Ali!  Bill Bellamy!  Who even thinks to put Bill Bellamy in a video in 2009?  Jamie Foxx, that’s who.  

And congratulations to Ron Howard, award winning director, tv series creator, and actor.  You have now officially “made it”.  All your hard work has finally paid off, and you’re in a Jamie Foxx music video.  Kudos to you, sir.  

via:: Videogum

Posted at March.03 2009 by DrinkPlanner in the category of Drinking Music, videos

The story I talked about the other day where a college sophomore wrote a story claiming the CDC reported a link between beer pong and herpes has -surprise surprise!- turned out to be false.  Duh.  That story was so blatantly ridiculous, it is truly shocking to find out that anyone anywhere actually believed it.  It defied all logic.  You don’t even have to know anything about the game, simply a rudimentary grasp of basic human health to know that what it was saying simply couldn’t be true.  YEESH it gets me riled up.

Posted at March.02 2009 by DrinkPlanner in the category of Boozer Loser

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