I know this is only tangentially related to booze, but screw it.  These hand-made men’s skincare products and colognes from Portland General Store come in manly man-scents like WHISKEY, TOBACCO, and WOOD, and their old-timey apothecary look is making me swoon.

See?  It’s named “WHISKEY” which means I can technically post it on this site.  Also, it’s my blog, so I DO WHAT I WANT AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME

Those look so great!  There’s no actual whiskey in them, but whatever, still badass. They’re also organic and vegan, as if any man who would slather such burly tonics on his bristled gob would care about such a thing, but they’re made by a woman, so GO FIGURE.  Here’s another, because I think they’re pretty handsome.

Perfect!  I’d love to have a shelf or a cupboard I’d open up filled with oils and tinctures in badass bottles like these.  Hygiene would be so fun!  They also have a ladies line with really fun names like UNFOLD and WHEAT AND CARROT and FACE FOOD so you ladies have a blast with those.  We’ll be busy punching mountains and wrestling bears and drinking like KINGS.  You know, man business.

Portland General Store via :: Uncrate

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