Times are hard, y’all. The wife won’t stop yelling about food for the baby. The baby won’t stop crying because your wife is a screaming bitch. The dish washer won’t work anymore (who is also your wife, zing!). THERE’S NO MONEY ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET. You probably want to get a new identity and start another life picking coconuts and herding llamas with a sassy Puerto Rican mama named Rita, we don’t blame you. But the biggest question still remains unanswered: how are you going to afford this month’s batch of beer pong tables? Those ping-pong balls aren’t going to submerge themselves in beer by themselves! Those horse-piss American beers aren’t going to chug themselves, by golly! Consider your query REPLIED TO, my friends…I present: Beer Pong Coupons.
Yes, just when you thought you and your family were going to slip into irreversible destitution and despair, Beer Pong Coupons arises like a Natty-Lite-coated phoenix from the dust and detritus of our own human suffering to give you more discounts on beer pong tables you can shake a stick of government cheese at.* The ONLY site dedicated to online coupon codes for beer pong tables (that we know of), offering savings as high as $35 on brand new beer pong tables, you can ensure that your family won’t be forced to lap up errant puddles of Keystone Light like a bunch of minimum-wage assholes at a Beer Spilling Convention. You can continue to live the life you’ve always known, chugging Milwaukee Beast from solo cups the way God intended…one sweet upper-middle class swig at a time.
*Because you’re POOR now, get it!?!