Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and if you’re anything like me you’ll celebrate it like you do every year: piss-drunk, weeping uncontrollably while stuffing your face with mini-cheesecakes and antidepressants in the rollerskating rink where your 8th grade formal dance was (Just me?  Really?  More Zoloft for me then!).  Either that or you’ll spend the better part of your evening on this site.  Those are your only choices.  Sorry guys, I don’t make the rules.  

Either way, you’re going to need a new sobbing shirt, right?*  So we’re offering a super-duper special on all the shirts in the DrinkPlanner Shirt Shop.  If you use code “FEB19” between now and February 11th, we’ll take 14% off any order of $25 or more.  In the industry, this is what we call a “sweet deal” and “something you should take advantage of” and if you don’t, you’re a “dick“.  Sorry if I confused you with all that complicated insider jargon, but I don’t know any other way to say it.  BUY SHIRTS  

*Last year’s sobbing shirt is beyond repair, the cleaner said there was no way to remove that much gravy and “pure desperation” (his words) without ruining it

Ah!  I forgot to mention in my last post the single greatest gift you can give to that special boozer in your life: A DrinkPlanner shirt.  For men and women, young and old, amateur to alcoholic, there are so many choices you’re bound to find some you just have to purchase for every single loved one in your life.

Buy a dozen today!

Sorry it’s such a slow week post-wise, gang, things got busy for me.  So to super-duper reward you all for your patience, here’s a new shirt for you at an all-new lowest price ever.  Yep, this will be, by several whole dollars, our least-expensive shirt ever released.  AND, it’s in some brand-new blue shades for both men and women.  So here it is, first in man-form:

And of course, for the ladies:

Slick, no?  So head on over to the DrinkPlanner Shirt Shop to pick these (or any other) shirts out to drape over your shapely torsos.  And just a reminder…if there are any shirts that you’d like to see in another color or style, just let me know and I’ll whip it up for you.  Seriously!  It’s just the kind of guy I am.  If you’ve already bought a shirt and would like to see yourself all famous on the interwebs, email us some pictures of you wearing the shirt (and preferably naked boozing) and we can make it happen.

Hoo boy, we just can’t STOP designin’ fly gear for drinkers.  These are kind of like those tacky “Porn Star” shirts, only these you can actually wear in front of your parents.  Also, they’re far more stylish.  I mean really, you are a star, why not let the world know?  So here it is, Drunk Star

And for the gents…

Check them and all the other mouth-watering designs in the DrinkPlanner Shirt Shop!