Hoo boy, we just can’t STOP designin’ fly gear for drinkers.  These are kind of like those tacky “Porn Star” shirts, only these you can actually wear in front of your parents.  Also, they’re far more stylish.  I mean really, you are a star, why not let the world know?  So here it is, Drunk Star

And for the gents…

Check them and all the other mouth-watering designs in the DrinkPlanner Shirt Shop!

Yep we’ve got a special treat for you all, a brand new shirt in our shirt shop for men AND women!  First, in bold burgundy for the men:

And in a luscious raspberry for the ladies:

Now you can let the world know that while you may like wine, you’re not going to be a dick about it.  Booze is meant to be enjoyed, isn’t it?  This is something of a sneak peak at the upcoming DrinkPlanner “crusade” that we’ll be revealing in the near future.  I know that’s vague and makes it feel like an episode of Lost where you’re left with more questions than answers, but just know that by the time we’re done, the world of drinking won’t be the same.  In a good way.

Drinkplanner Shirt Shop

That’s right, big, humongous, orca-sized news today!  We’re proud to announce the grand opening of the DrinkPlanner Shirt Shop!

We’ve partnered up with online shirt purveyor Spreadshirt to bring you some hi-larious drinking related apparel at extremely reasonable prices.  Such as these:

Say it loud, say it proud

When you must quantify the unquantifiable

Be proud of what you are

Because ladies like to drink too

…just make sure you don’t get mistaken for one

THIS SHIRT IS ABOUT BOOBS BOOZE

And this one is about not being a quitter

And there’s many more!  So please, go check out our brand spankin’ new store and buy 400 shirts for you and all your friends.  And if you’d like to see a certain design on a different color or style of shirt, let us know!

BONUS: If you buy a shirt and take a picture of yourself in it (preferably while drinking) we’ll post it up here on the site so the world can join you in your celebration of drinking.

DrinkPlanner Shirt Shop