• Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Drink Planner

  • Home
  • About Us
  • Blog
  • Contact Us

How to get to drinkplanner part 2

August 23, 2017 by Drink Planner

We’ve done this once before, but it’s worth doing it again. Some of the ways people find our site are hilarious and/or frightening.  Either way, it’s always fun looking through the logs and selecting a few gems to share with you.  

  1. wild turkey pitchers – Again, I am shocked and amazed that somewhere out there, an establishment is serving up entire pitchers of straight whiskey.  WHERE IS THIS HAPPENING!?!
  2. “from a c-cup to an a-cup” – You’re going the wrong way!  
  3. myspace icons 12th commandment douchebaggery – What!?!
  4. anybody found mountain dew throwback in utah? – This might be my all-time favorite.  I think it’s hilarious when people treat search engines like real living things that they can ask questions to rather than just type in search terms (for example “What is the best way to get out blood stains?” instead of “blood stain removal”), but this guy takes it to a whole new level.  He asks the question to Google like Google is a bunch of his pals, and they’re a pretty smart bunch of dudes (who just happen to sit around and wait for this joker to ask them questions), so if anyone has seen Mountain Dew Throwback in Utah, it’s probably them.  
  5. tip of how not to be a nerd – Tip #1: Don’t look it up on the internet LIKE A NERD.  
  6. little sad drinking guy – See above.
  7. normaly how long dick have a man – You have reached this page in error.  Hard, throbbing error.  
  8. why shouldnt black people drink coors light – Uhm well, I guess for the same reason anyone else shouldn’t…it’s flavorless crap.
  9. picher of gun sex – You want a pitcher of what?  Or a picture of…you know what, I don’t even care, you are no longer welcome at this website.  Good day to you, sir.  
  10. kennesaw pedophile  – I SAID GOOD DAY!
Spread the Word:


This entry was posted
on Monday, April 27th, 2009 at 1:12 pm and is filed under General Drankin’.
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.


Leave a Reply

Click here to cancel reply.






Filed Under: Drink Planner

Primary Sidebar

Popular Posts

  • Alcohol whipped cream whipahol
  • Beer on a stick haters of beer
  • Mixology Monday: Ginger
  • Drink on the sly
  • Top five booziest tv shows of the past five years
  • Bierstick review at bullfrogz with bud select
  • Ask drinkplanner beer before liquor
  • Kanye breaks bond between booze and beats
  • The drinkplanner guide to the art of getting hammered
  • Drinking Tequila
  • 10 commandments a response to the responses
  • Le tournament vert hired some morons
  • The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like a Man

Search

Categories

  • Drink Planner
  • Drinking
  • Uncategorized

Recent Posts

  • Best Seasonal Cocktails for Summer (with fresh fruits, mint, etc.)
  • Best Wines Under $10
  • DIY Mixers You Have in Your Kitchen
  • How Much Does the Average Person Drink a Week?
  • How Much You Should (or Shouldn’t) Be Drinking Each Week
  • Home
  • About Us
  • Contact Us

© 2017 Drinkplanner