Insane beer pong table washes your balls

This is, by far, the most elaborate beer pong table I’ve ever seen. LEDs sparkle and shine in time to the music. A swirling blue-light cauldron built in to the table de-crapifies your balls. For the right price (read: somewhere over $1000) they’ll even build one for you. Behold:

(You should also know that it was a Herculean feat of strength to hold back and not make about 700 ball-washing jokes while writing this.  This is a family drinking site, after all)

via :: Gizmodo