Jagermeister 6 bottle cooler wow

*BEER WEEK INTERRUPTION*

If there is one thing uber-shot Jagermeister is known for, it is not subtlety.  They do things BIG.  If you’ve been in a bar in the past 10 years, I’m sure you’ve seen their 3-bottle shot coolers sitting on the bar.  I had friends who bought one for their home, hard drinkers with friends who were hard drinkers.  Even with multiple gatherings per week at their place, they found it to be overkill.  So I’m not sure who this new 6-bottle take-it-anywhere shot-behemoth is for, but DAAYUMMM:

If my math is right (and there’s a distinct chance it’s not) that’s over 100 shots of Jager in there.  That’s a lot of shootin’!  If this is something for you, then you’d better be lined up outside your local Jager store first thing in the morning on September 1st.  It’s better than an iPhone!*

*That’s if by “better” you mean “gets you drunker”.  If by “better” you mean “make phone calls and cause you to misspell things on twitter” then I guess no it’s not better.  Though you’ll still get the misspellings with that much Jager.

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3 Responses to “Jagermeister 6-BOTTLE Cooler, WOW”

1. Dynamic Health Goji Gold- 100% Pure Organic Certified Goji Juice, 32-Ounce Bottle | Goji Berry says:

   August 26, 2009 at 8:49 pm

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2. kerrie says:

   August 29, 2009 at 10:22 pm

   bring it to a phish show and sell shots in the lot

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3. SPanKZ says:

   August 29, 2009 at 10:49 pm

   Please mommy can we get one?!?!?!?!

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