It occurred to me the other day that we’ve never really taken the time to explain what this DrinkPlanner site is all about exactly, or how to use it. Sure, the articles are gut-bustingly hilarious and the Ask DrinkPlanner posts are brain-bustingly informative, but what else?
1. If you happen to live in the community of Kennesaw, GA or nearby, you can click on any of the drink specials and deals you see to the right to get a full list of specials for the day. We work hard to get the best deals from these bars and restaurants and bring that information straight to your brainium. If you don’t live in the K-Saw, fret not…we’re expanding to the rest of the Atlanta area, and eventually, THE WORLD. Seriously. Boozers honor.
2. If you don’t happen to live in Kennesaw or the surrounding areas, you can still enjoy the face-spliting hilarity and mind-expanding knowledge packed into the DrinkPlanner blog. Anyone can enjoy it, no matter where you live.
3. If we’ve missed some great spot or great deal or event, LET US KNOW! All that we want, more than world peace, more than for all the orphans to have full heads of flowing blonde hair, is for YOU to know where the best deals for booze are! So HOLLA at us and we’ll spread the word to your fellow drinkers.
4. Help US help YOU! The bigger we get, the more readers and supporters and ad-clickers we get, the faster we can spread to your area and tell you about all the cool shit happening around town. Tell friends about us! Share us through Digg and Stumbleupon and Facebook and all those little buttons you see at the bottom of each post. The faster we get to Mach 3, the faster you get your booze on the cheap. It’s in your best interest.
5. Don’t agree with us? Got something to say? Comment on the article! How are we going to know to tell you you’re wrong if you don’t tell us something stupid first!?! IT’S SCIENCE!
6. Anything, and we mean ANYthing you can think of that would help improve the site or would be useful to you…TELL US! We have huge monumental exciting plans for this site…events and prizes and pub crawls and maybe even free ponies for all mankind. Seriously!*
So WELCOME to our site, get involved, and let us know what you want and need, and we’ll do our best to provide it. It’s just the kind of guys we are.
*Not at all seriously. We’re 100% lying about the ponies. In fact, it’s a complete fabrication.